Stooksoscope for Wednesday
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Trying to make everyone happy all at once is a balancing act -- and an impossible one at that. However, if you can balance Bob Saget’s soul on your nose, then everyone will be happy.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Loved ones are demanding more of you than usual -- or is it that you've been withholding more of yourself than you normally do? Come on, do your cross dressing act again this Thanksgiving. Oh, that’s not an act? My bad.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Some stabilizing celestial influences arrive, along with a heightened sense of diplomacy. When you sense that a plan's just not working, not only are you able to pinpoint why, but you can communicate it to the right person: Dennis Haskins, a.k.a., TV’s Richard Belding from Saved by the
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Strengthening bonds requires that you first check to see where they're fraying. This may not be the easiest task, and it'll require a lot of tact and some maneuvering on your part. Finally, a chance for you to put your limbo skills to work.
Stooks Proverb: He who eats alone, chokes alone. That’s why Mangino has an entourage 24/7.
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