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Britney Spears reads US Weekly to catch up on what she does while wasted. Nice floral outfit.
Kevin Federline took in a Justin Timberlake concert. Fifteen women left the show pregnant.
Justin Timberlake didn't dump Diaz to get back together with Britney. He's fine with her being trashy by herself.
Ex-Miss Nevada says she was so blitzed she doesn't even remember putting an assortment of nipples into her mouth in front of cameras.
Halle Berry's remodelers are only allowed to talk to her if she talks to them first. She's probably sick of hearing how hard Catwoman blew. Even from immigrants.
Orville Redenbacher lives! One of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
Speaking of zombies, there's a rumor going around that Bob Ross will rise from the dead for his own game on the Nintendo Wii, although it looks like they're looking for a new developer already.
"Unbutton your shirt to your belly, roll a doobie, and break out the pthalo blue."
"Those damn zoom lenses could make anyone's vagina look wretched!"
Kevin Federline took in a Justin Timberlake concert. Fifteen women left the show pregnant.
Justin Timberlake didn't dump Diaz to get back together with Britney. He's fine with her being trashy by herself.
Ex-Miss Nevada says she was so blitzed she doesn't even remember putting an assortment of nipples into her mouth in front of cameras.
Halle Berry's remodelers are only allowed to talk to her if she talks to them first. She's probably sick of hearing how hard Catwoman blew. Even from immigrants.
Orville Redenbacher lives! One of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
Speaking of zombies, there's a rumor going around that Bob Ross will rise from the dead for his own game on the Nintendo Wii, although it looks like they're looking for a new developer already.
"Unbutton your shirt to your belly, roll a doobie, and break out the pthalo blue."
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