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Stooksoscope for Thursday

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Honesty is definitely the best policy in this situation. Expect some bewildered looks as you explain why you felt the need to run through Aggieville wearing only a liberal amount of brownie batter.


Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Your surface is bright and sparkly, but underneath there are some cigarette burns on your interior.


Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Sometimes staying stuck can feel safer than making a change, even when you know the change would be better for you. Just noticing that is a good start. Real movement often starts slowly. You’ll be a circus clown assistant before you know it.


Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

A once-in-a-lifetime connection is possible -- if you open up. That may be tough today, as you're feeling a little more vulnerable than usual. Go slowly and remember that there's a divine lesson in all of this: you can’t dig up Wilford Brimley’s grave until he’s dead.


Stooks Proverb: There’s more than one way to skin a cat. But if you want to make clothing out of it, consult J. Lo.

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