MySpace Tom has been clamping down on porn profiles lately.
But the MySpace Lady of the Street soldiers on (0:58)
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Matt Stooks
That Not-So-Fresh Feeling Between Your Ears
Katie Holmes pregnant again?
Paris is reading “The Secret” in jail. I smell an Oprah “Girlfriend, what were you thinking?” exchange on the horizon.
Nicole Richie’s taking her DUI case to trial July 11th. Does she stand a chance at beating the rap? Or is it a simple matter of the courthouse having toilets that just beg to be puked in?
“Come on, Nicole. You know you want some of this.”
Lindsay Lohan found Jesus. If you’re high enough, you can see him on the same piece of toast.
Britney’s back to drinking. Let’s just hope things don’t get too unkempt this time around.
TMZ.com grabbed themselves a copy of O.J.’s “If I Did It” manuscript. The karate scene is my favorite part. O.J. sure can weave quite the tale.
Rosie O’Donnell wants The Price Is Right job. She’s meeting with CBS this week. First, she’s gotta film another creepy video for her website.
John Travolta says prescription drugs are responsible for school shootings. Wow, I always figured Flintstone’s Vitamins would be the first pills to animate and take up arms.
Larry Birkhead and Howard K. have joined forces over Anna Nicole’s estate. Hey, there’s enough to go around for everybody.
Leave it to Hillary Clinton to come up with the BEST SOPRANOS PARODY OF ALL TIME!!!
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My Odeo Channel (odeo/114e6af2512ac729)
Dumping your friends
Ever had a friend you wanted to dump? (13:58)
You know, the kind of worthless friend who only calls to bitch and moan about themselves.
I know I’m guilty of this sometimes, but at least I’m reasonable once in awhile.
We also learned about the Downer Friend and friendship by boat.
You should’ve seen the whorish boat Blanche drove in the 70’s.
Did Mangino sit on that toilet?
My toilet has a problem (2:58).
I couldn’t get it to stop running last night. I had to shut off the water, but seeing how my building is pre-Mayflower, I’m wondering if the valve will burst and give me a fun present when I get home.
In the meantime, no visitor BMs please.
Scoop
Scoop – Paris’ hood fights back (4:37)
Paris Hilton is reading self-help books in jail. On top of that, she’s planning on ditching her friends, and even made a cell-made Father’s Day Card for her dad. Work those crayons, girlfriend.
Paris Hilton’s neighbors are a little sick of the attention and issued a neighborhood memo titled “Heiress Alert: Time For Action.” It looks like a neighborhood watch for Paris and her helicopter-flying friends. Paris passed out on a porch couch is as dangerous for small children as a discarded refrigerator.
Britney’s not a fan of these Billboards:
“I didn’t shave my snizz for this type of display.”
Delete your EVite: Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday party is off. She’ll look to get tossed in a more private setting than a Vegas nightclub.
Shar Jackson wants to sue Star Magazine for saying she received Kevin Federline’s seed again. She’ll even take an EPT test to prove otherwise. I think a simple sniff will tell if K-Fed’s “stank” has been that close to her.
Tom Cruise will play minister in a game of Scientology Wedding. I bet that job comes with a pretty cool mask.
Julia Roberts has a new baby boy. She still has the same giant teeth, though.
Someone went a little overboard on Tijuana Chicklets.
Motley Crue filed a $20 million lawsuit against their manager for lost revenues, bad career advice, and no decent videotaped lays for Tommy Lee in awhile.
“You’ll like the way you look getting away with slaughtering your ex and her boyfriend…I guarantee it.”
For $125 grand, you could own O.J.’s acquittal suit.
“You’ll like the way you look getting away with slaughtering your ex and her boyfriend…I guarantee it.”
Hasselhoff’s ex has fired Larry Birkhead’s attorney. Apparently, Debra Opri isn’t qualified to handle cases involving a drunken, shirtless ex eating a hamburger on the floor.
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Topless Double-Standard
Do we need to change the rules for the rest of the country?
Topless Double Standard 1 (3:11)
Topless Double Standard 2 (3:25)
Topless Double Standard 3 (3:19)
“I can hide a baby under here, too.”
In other show activity…
Manhattan’s Raccoon Infestation (4:31)
Free for All Friday – Jeri Anne’s Birthday Edition
First Date Advice
Why the loud ass car?
We decided to figure out why people feel the need to make their cars loud as hell.
Why the loud ass car? 1 (2:43)
Why the loud ass car? 2 (2:50)
Why the loud ass car? 3 (3:41)
Why the loud ass car? 4 (2:40)
Why the loud ass car? 5 (2:18)
Why the loud ass car? 6 (1:04)
Scoop: Nicole Richie’s towel (3:44)
Sarah Silverman and Paris Hilton
Sarah Silverman was pretty mean to Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Paris was in the audience, and her reaction shot was continuously priceless.
I would embed the video right here, but it looks like it’s going to be constantly removed for copyright violations.
Instead, here’s a Google Video search that should get you a usable copy when you want.
Enjoy.
Hillary for President!
To get an idea how unnecessarily freaked out our audience would get, we talked about Hillary being the next President.
Stooks and Photoshop Adam own Saturday night!
Adam and I got a hankering for Pita Pit Saturday night.
We walked through Aggieville, and got back in time to play with Nickels the Cat.
Memorial Day
Thank God I’ve had the last two-and-a-half years to meet and appreciate the men and women who sacrifice their lives for our country.
Every time I hear a news report about another Fort Riley soldier killed, I cringe, and hope not to recognize the name. It’s a pretty selfish process.
While the rest of us take a day off to play in the sun, thousands of families are remembering their fallen sons and daughters, husbands and wives, fathers and mothers, struggling to hold back thoughts of what could’ve come from a life cut short.
We owe our soldiers a thought, a thanks, a prayer, for what they’ve seen, experienced and died for. Whatever you think about the war, we have some true heroes in this country. They go over there and die for us, while we continue to live our lives as we always have.
God bless them and bring them home safely.
Free for All Friday Thursday
We’re in “Least Terrible Of” mode tomorrow, so we thought we’d do Free for All today, instead.
Player hatin’ on Worlds of Fun (2:06)
Transmitter drama
Well, our transmitter’s power supply conked out again. When you read this, chances are I’m on the road with my engineer, Randy Stewart, to pick up the new part from Quincy, Illinois. It’s 700 pounds, so it wouldn’t fit in a Priority Mail envelope.
It looks like a 6-hour drive, putting us in Quincy at about 9am, and hopefully back in Junction by 4pm.
Jeri Anne’s hosting a clip show for the listeners that can pick us up in certain areas of Junction City.
I’m bringing my camera just in case.
