Paris is reading “The Secret” in jail. I smell an Oprah “Girlfriend, what were you thinking?” exchange on the horizon.
Nicole Richie’s taking her DUI case to trial July 11th. Does she stand a chance at beating the rap? Or is it a simple matter of the courthouse having toilets that just beg to be puked in?
Lindsay Lohan found Jesus. If you’re high enough, you can see him on the same piece of toast.
Britney’s back to drinking. Let’s just hope things don’t get too unkempt this time around.
TMZ.com grabbed themselves a copy of O.J.’s “If I Did It” manuscript. The karate scene is my favorite part. O.J. sure can weave quite the tale.
Rosie O’Donnell wants The Price Is Right job. She’s meeting with CBS this week. First, she’s gotta film another creepy video for her website.
John Travolta says prescription drugs are responsible for school shootings. Wow, I always figured Flintstone’s Vitamins would be the first pills to animate and take up arms.
Larry Birkhead and Howard K. have joined forces over Anna Nicole’s estate. Hey, there’s enough to go around for everybody.
Leave it to Hillary Clinton to come up with the BEST SOPRANOS PARODY OF ALL TIME!!!
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