Ever feel like you’ve lost touch with your inner-teen? Worry no more. “What are the teens up to this time?” Frank Narieola has the answer. The “Yeah, I’m a teen. Whaddya gonna do about it?” pose My lease is up at the end of July, and I’m trying to figure out whether to buy a…
The United States starts it’s World Cup play today. One of our callers says trying to follow the World Cup is a logistical nightmare. I’m not sure what kind of snack bar they have at the World Cup. But hopefully this guy’s call isn’t an indication. “Yeah. That’s the stuff.” There’s a rumor that Long…
Had some recording problems this morning, so you’ll have to wait for Wheezie the Clown to re-appear on the show at a later date. Hansel’s dad is having computer problems. Chris and I played tennis yesterday. I had to run across the court and reach for a shot. I two-handed it and launched it over…
Do you know anyone who does something constantly that is really annoying? And to make matters worse, they are so attached to doing it, that you know a confrontation will only crush every fiber of their being? We talked about this phenomenon today, as prompted by a repeat-user of the “Whazzzzzup” a la Budweiser commercials…
I came up with the figure that 1 out of 3 men are scum and are willing to cheat on their girlfriends or wives. The High Lady called in with her thoughts. If you cheat, Joey Greco will track you down and give you a good staring at. The Iraqi woman called in with an…
“First, I will learn to rub my belly. I’ll combine head patting later.”
You’ve heard of Eva Longoria, but have you heard of Evan (check out the “n”) Longoria? Apparently Tampa Bay made him the number 3 overall MLB draft pick. We wondered “is there any relation to Eva Longoria?” You’ll be shocked at what we discovered. Here’s Eva: And here’s her sick, twisted evil twin brother EVAN:
Chris and I just recorded a new bit. He thinks we should put it on the air, I don’t think that’s a good idea. If anyone can say one way or the other before the show, please do it. Here’s “Lord of the Rings Superfan explains the movies to Guy Who’s Never Heard of Lord…
Today’s 06/06/06. The Omen‘s out in theaters to celebrate. We were freaked out this morning when DeMone the Demon called in. Which is the real Joan Rivers? With the whole 666 thing, we took some calls on weird superstitions. In this segment, we hear about the way to put on your shoes, a pink umbrella…
Chris and I saw X-Men 3 today. Sucked.
Every once and awhile we feel the need to correct some sloppy advice from Men’s and Women’s magazines. Today was all about Askmen.com’s advice on tricking a loved one into losing weight. Our lady listeners called to put this bad advice in its place. The nightmare that inspired Al Roker to lose some weight. Tonight…
Chris and I were eating at Gambino’s a little bit ago. The TV was showing the new “America’s Funniest Home Videos” with two lame hosts who I recognize from TV but not enough to remember their names. But what was real exciting was when “The Funny Things Kids Do!” came on. We were shocked and…
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This morning, we tried to figure out if having an overprotective girl or boyfriend has any benefits. We were having trouble with our computer this morning. We decided to call Baron, our tech support guy. I still haven’t seen the new X-Men. Sweedish Schoolboy Hansel hasn’t seen it either, but plans to this weekend. Need…
***Parental Discretion Advised*** Chris and I went to El Tapatio for lunch today. El Tapatio has a ridiculously hot salsa you can ask for, which inspired the following. We had a couple of margaritas and came up with “Health Chat with Chip Rimaldi.” Today’s guest is Benji Homona and there’s no way we’ll ever be…
Chris was sick yesterday, barfed three times, and made it to the bathroom every time. He didn’t defecate his pants, either! So, we started talking with our callers about those times when we didn’t quite make it in time. “Pokey totally got me Helen-Keller-faced last night!” Once again, we got a caller for “Swap Shop”…
Junction City is looking at banning cell phone use for drivers. We had a couple of callers angry at the idea. They were left wondering, “what’s next?” Zack Morris’ phone: the number one cause of cell-related accidents My co-host was sick this morning, so I was flying solo. More importantly, we were supposed to see…
For the first time since I started this site, I’ve updated its look. I’m usually not a fan of white fonts on a black background, but I think it kinda works. Check out the little play buttons next to the audio links. You won’t have to click on the files unless you want to save…
One of our callers warned us about Steve Guttenberg and Co. coming back for another Police Academy. Is that a Bobcat Goldthwait in your pants or are you happy to see me? By the way, IMDB omits Bobcat’s name from the credits for the new movie? He has to be in it, otherwise it will…
The show’s back up tomorrow, and I’ve finally found a decent picture of Hasselhoff’s tears from last week’s American Idol finale. You really had to see it live to appreciate the full Hoff sentimentality, but a man’s gotta eat. “Something flew into my eyes, alright!!!” By the way, Hasselhoff will be a judge on Simon…
The most shocking thing from last night’s American Idol was at the very end of the show. Out of nowhere, they pop Hasselhoff on the screen. This is the first and only time they showed him the entire show. Taylor Hicks was finishing his victory song, Hasselhoff is on screen, clapping, shaking his head back…
Did you see Hasselhoff crying when they announced Taylor Hicks as the winner? I was just going to do a halftime post, but that was too classic. Ben Stiller and Heather Locklear together? Ben, think before you drink… Yeah, the guy on the right has hit that And I get that Kellie Pickler is a…
We were talking about twisted diets this morning. One caller verified the effects of a cigarette diet. Another talked about the saran wrap diet. Rosie and Calista For our allergy suffers, it’s the Stooks in the Morning Pollen Report. For fun with words, it’s “Words with Chris Casey.” Finally, a product for people who miss…
It’s dumpster diving season in Manhattan. We were talking about some of the questionable things people are willing to take home with them, when a woman calls in telling me to “stop smashing” people who dumpster dive. After she hangs up, a stoner calls in and insults her. That’s where the segment stopped on the…
Did you know that Shredder… Is played by Philip Banks? Here’s a clip. Here’s an odd sidenote, this may or may not be a blog by James Avery (Philip/Shredder). Google brings it up when you search for both “James Avery” and “Philip Banks.”
We had some requests for some screenshots of the Immigrant Repellent. Photoshop Adam hooked us up and he says he may get chemically enhanced later to make some more. Also available in handy wipes! And if you were wondering about the world famous Crunchy-Creamy Peanut Butter (clip here)…
The Handshake. What a mess. Awkward limp wrists, noodle arms, bone-crushing grips and spreading disease. I had an especially filthy handshake experience this weekend at a wedding reception. We tried to figure out if you can get out of having to shake someone’s hand. Spreading the bird flu and other diseases for hundreds of years…
Remember the bit Stooks Quest V? Photoshop Adam or, if you prefer “Photoshop Album” sent me an email (I accidentally called him that on the show yesterday and him and Shua have been shoving my face in it since). Here’s the email: Stooks, I was listening to music today on Random, and the Stooks Quest…
I’m only doing serious business in there once a day, so don’t think I’m some constant toilet sitter. Two weeks ago, I’m on the toilet and my door gets buzzed. Then knocked. Then I hear “maintenance.” A complete rush of blood to the head as I hear the door get unlocked and then snapped against…
The Da Vinci Code is out today, and there’s hella hubbub going around. The movie didn’t get very good reviews, but The Stoner says it’s because the critics didn’t watch it the right way. Hansel’s dad is taking him to see the movie, and he’s quite excited. Jesus didn’t foresee Judas’ biggest betrayal:Forgetting to put…