Category: insects

Dear Insects of Summer

Dear Insects of Summer, Yes, my skin is beautiful, delicious and a pleasure to suck on.  But there’s not enough to go around for everybody.  Lay off my shit for awhile.  I’ll get you something nice.  Promise. Matt

A message to flies

Dear flies, Why are you so greedy?  We could coexist if you would simply stay off my food and out of my way. You might be the least repulsive of insects, yet you die at human hands in greater numbers than most other insects. Doesn’t this seem a tad off to you?  Can’t you see…

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