Stooks Voicemail: LOST Theory (1:33) Putting up with your gassy friend (0:49) Missing Anna Nicole’s cans (3:32) Don’t steal this guy’s stuff out of the nursing home (1:54) Septum Girl (2:53) Anna Nicole murdered? (2:16) Oh. The old man did die before Anna Nicole? (3:57) What do I get my boyfriend for Valentines? (3:58) But…
Jeri Anne has an old woman story! (4:14) The Old Woman is mad at Jeri Anne (3:10) “How the teens are cheating in school” 1 (4:43) “How the teens are cheating in school” 2 (0:52) Stooks warns Jeri Anne about stalkers. (2:51) Jeri Anne thinks American Idol is rigged…as a makeover show! (3:50)
Psycho like a NASA chick 1 (4:08) Psycho like a NASA chick 2 (2:00) Psycho like a NASA chick 3 (4:54) American Idol Roundup – Simon and Randy fight over a hot 16 year old, reject a chick for her face, and why you should never shake Paula’s hand (5:46).
Bill Clinton’s speaking at K-State March 2nd. The Iraqi woman’s concerned (3:03) “We need to prepare” (1:52) “Women can’t resist his allure” (3:55) Deviated septums (0:32) The High Lady’s new posse wants Stooks to strap it on? (4:13) Idiot dogs and their idiot owners (4:25)
This year’s Super Bowl controversy (3:07) Fighting over the Super Bowl (4:47) Lonely Super Bowl (0:43) Super Bowl: Women know stuff, too! (2:18) Jeri Anne kills an old woman? (3:15) “So drunk, I almost fell down the stairs. So, I drove home.” (1:34)
Experimenting with guinea pigs (1:53) Shawls, landlords and global warming (4:51) Courtney Love (2:23) Where’s that Matt Stooks fellow? (3:05) Drawn, quartered, and tips for Jeri Anne (2:46) How minimum wage will kill the dollar menu (3:10) Where can I stare at Jeri Anne? (1:51)
Flaming mail truck 1 (2:38) Flaming mail truck 2 (2:33) Ugly dudes get with hot chicks, but not vice versa 1 (6:10) Ugly dudes get with hot chicks, but not vice versa 2 (4:12) Ugly dudes get with hot chicks, but not vice versa 3 (4:23) Ugly dudes get with hot chicks, but not vice…
Steve Schnell’s “Bundle up for the Cold” Report (1:45) Jeri Anne: Belly Dancer (2:58) We have some lazy ass smokers in our building who, instead of taking their keys, use a board to prop open our back door for re-entry after they smoke and fill our building with cold-ass, smokey-as-hell, air. We hid the board,…
One of our listeners exposes my shortfalls by asking how I would design a roller coaster (3:37). A subpar Stoner bit about Barbaro disease (3:34). Here’s a link to a story about a Wichita death row inmate placing a personal ad. Jeri Anne had some related stories from her days working at the jail (6:31).…
How many of your MySpace friends are you allowed to sleep with? (1:49) Jeri Anne’s friend gives her a questionable psychic reading (5:10). Proof of psychics (5:28). Psychic return policies (5:02) “I’m psychic!” (6:08) Ghost hunting (2:40)
Free for All Friday Orville Redenbacher calls (4:12) German Drivers (3:39) Drivers by state/Acid Story (3:53) The Hardees Mental Institution (4:15) STDs (1:13) Old bus drivers and immigrants at Walmart (3:25) Our ancestors shopped at Walmart! (2:43) Jeri Anne, MySpace Stalker (4:12)
A caller chews our asses (4:13) The High Lady comes to our defense (5:42) Drivers are morons 1 (3:38) Drivers are morons 2 (2:14) Men are like plants… (0:55) Jeri Anne, apply directly to the forehead (1:26)
Is grinding cheating? – “What about the waltz?”/Swingers (2:55) Is grinding cheating? – “What if you’re dating a stripper?” (2:15) Is grinding cheating? – “Was he sporting wood?” (3:27) More MySpace drama (2:48) How Jeri Anne takes her porn (2:31) Must be K-Fed’s turn to watch the kids. Britney dresses Jayden in blue.
MySpace Drama – “The Cheatin Ho” (5:48) MySpace Drama – “Set the profile to ‘private’ before trashing your family” (2:57) MySpace Drama – “Pedophile-and-profile frauds” (5:27) “My car broke down. Can I have the diarrhea in your bathroom?” (2:46) High Lady – Sad about her phone (6:33)
Jeri Anne’s dad caught someone shoplifting at his clothing store…after the guy left the store. So he sent him a bill. We asked our listeners to share their stories. Segment 1 – Taco Bell Shoplifting (3:15) Segment 2 – The plants outside Walmart (0:33) Segment 3 – The High Lady (4:57) Segment 4 – Someone…
“Open sore” (3:14) Drinking hours (1:57) Walmart bathrooms (0:51) Weekend snow/Tattoos…again (5:29) Gay marriage/Workplace dating (2:46) “Robot Baby” (2:08) Campus drivers/Air Force Playboy (3:36) No gas for the job interview/Clever old woman (4:08) You do not delete Stooks off your MySpace (2:09)
Jeri Anne got a tattoo. We discussed whether tattoos are a good idea. Segment 1 (3:50) Segment 2 (3:18) Segment 3 (4:43) Segment 4 (4:19) Segment 5 (1:38) If you’re on the radio, you’re required by law to talk about American Idol. “Serial Killer Idol” (4:27) “Phrase that pays” (3:02) The High Lady’s duet (2:05)
Free for All Friday Bad joke guy calls in again (1:44) Jeri Anne pushes for new marijuana laws (2:02) Jeri Anne’s distracting, flowery chest (0:57) Hooter’s spinoff? (0:43) Didn’t your mom tell you not to run with your fingers pointed up? (0:47) Jeri Anne’s huffing problem (2:06) “Freeze for All Friday” (1:44)
One of our listeners was troubled by President Bush’s speech last night (4:24). Financial aid checks went out yesterday at K-State, leading us to talk about what people on financial aid waste their money on. Segment 1 – $100k into a truck (1:21) Segment 2 – Clothing (0:51) I explained the concept of an “airplane”…
K-State’s back to school tomorrow, and somehow it got us talking about creepy teachers. Segment 1 – Miss Booty/Jeri Anne’s les gym teacher (5:47) Segment 2 – Why the Home Ec teacher shouldn’t teach Sex Ed (4:10) Segment 3 – Mr. D’s kiddie porn (3:33) Segment 4 – How to wear a thong (3:40)
Dating your brother? (2:12) Subway Jerod gets fatter (4:21) She’s magic! (1:19) Girls asking guys out 1, featuring a Stooks flashback McDonald’s story (6:50) Girls asking guys out 2 – The Job Interview (5:12) Girls asking guys out 3 (1:21) Pushing a nameless coworker down a hill (1:27) How Jeri Anne came to being the…
Can you date your friend’s brother or sister? Segment 1 (5:10) Segment 2 (2:29) We also talked about “Armed and Famous,” the Fox reality show that trains has-beens to be cops. This led to a discussion on how weak Jeri Anne’s training was for Corrections Officer. She didn’t get zapped, maced, or anything fun. Segment…
First off, we felt the need to address all the sick people you see working in the service industry. We wondered why they weren’t calling in sick. Segment 1 (3:00) Segment 2 (3:17) When you’re friends throw up, it’s best they do it while surrounded by detergent. My sister-in-law called last night to ask if…
Yesterday, we briefly touched on creating some kind of evaluation to use on a first date to figure out whether you’re talking to a psycho. Today, we figured out some of it. Segment 1 – Cutting up puppies (5:42) Segment 2 – References (4:05) Segment 3 – The Man Show? (2:56) Segment 4 – From…
We spent the morning talking about New Year’s, and some of the disasters we observed. Girlfriend goes home in the back of a cop car/Guy passes out at a random house (4:54). Jeri Anne told us about an ex who gave her an interesting call on New Year’s (2:31). One of our listeners weighed in…
I was up too late last night, so no morning show. But I did have the pleasure of sitting in with Justin while he did his half of the Power Hits end of year countdown show. We had a good time. “Dorkin’ out on New Year’s” (1:14). “Chad Kroeger’s manscaping” (0:47). How we got into…
Jeri Anne was our guest co-host today. She’s a corrections officer for the Shawnee County Jail. She explained the difference between jail and prison (3:04). We also heard how she got screwed by her adviser at Washburn (2:21). Literally? You’ll have to listen. The rest of the show was all about the Free for All.…
Lots of random fun stuff from today’s show. “Fish in your business” The Song (0:34). “Fish in your business” The Explanation (2:17). Is Mike Myers gay? (0:47). Knight Rider is a logistical nightmare (3:54). The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (3:39). “Gotta love the marquee at Dara’s” (4:29). Resolving to win the Lottery for New…
Andrew London joined me as our “guest fill-in co-host.” It’s quite the prestigious title. Think returning Christmas Gifts is awkward? How about returning a douche? (2:13) Check out this Trump-Rosie mind puzzler (0:34). We also talked about what a clever thinker Trump is (1:41). “I’ll be lit for Christmas” (0:52). Oprah and Stedman are living…
Today was Chris’ last day, and we stuck with our Free for All Friday mode to say goodbye. “A breakfast tribute to Chris Casey” (3:29). “A woman wants Chris’ help to get into the music biz” (2:37). “The Harry Potter Fan” fan (1:33) Longest Distance Listener Shua says goodbye (2:44). “I bonded this guy out…