Dear everyone who feels the need to comment on my 1998 Corolla,
I’m aware of the problems with my car. A brake light is smashed, I have to roll down my window to open the door from the outside, the sideview mirror is cracked, the washer fluid pump is broken, the cabin noise is high.
However, I get 32 miles a gallon and the thing never breaks down. I’m driving this bitch into the ground whether you think my Corolla is the shiz or not. It gets me where I need to go. Oh, and girls slide out of their seats at the sight of me driving it.
Go wax your Hummer,
Matt
I’m normally not a fan of foreign automakers, but I will concede that your car is a testament to Japanese design and durability.
Push it to the limit, my friend.
Don’t judge the foreign automakers because they look different, Matthew.
Drive that som’ bitch until you have to do a slow-speed roll out of it as it bursts into flames. That’s a bad-ass car, and don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise. People who care about driving new cars aren’t fun folks to hang with.