The show’s back up tomorrow, and I’ve finally found a decent picture of Hasselhoff’s tears from last week’s American Idol finale.
You really had to see it live to appreciate the full Hoff sentimentality, but a man’s gotta eat.

“Something flew into my eyes, alright!!!”
By the way, Hasselhoff will be a judge on Simon Cowell’s new show, America’s Got Talent, Cowell’s second blatant ripoff of American Idol (the other is...I forget, sorry).
What is up with Hoff’s neck?
Are you referring to his double chin? The guy’s 100 years old, cut him a break.