Tag: hillary clinton

Hillary wins New Hampshire, opens mouth, points

This poor woman just doesn’t photograph well. “Hey, that’s the same upholstery I’m wearing!”   After tonight, Hillary will realize the perils of “point elbow.”     Following hours of putting out her finger, Hillary turns white from the intestinal buildup. Someone pull it already!

Hillary cries

Hillary Clinton, in a desperate attempt to disprove her robot heritage, got emotional on the campaign trail yesterday. Her various electronic components withstood the salty flood.