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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are a duo again! They were spotted eating together in public! Wait, that couldn't have been Nicole Richie.
By the way, the Enquirer thinks it has a photo of Paris Hilton's pot in her purse.
Katie Couric manages to do worse and worse in the ratings every week she's on the air. Time to start removing clothes.
Ellen is buying a house near Oprah's. I think she's trying to be gay with Oprah and Gayle King.
Speaking of which...After his breakup with Jennifer, Vince Vaughn has been spotted in London with Kevin Spacey!
CBS is going to start putting clips from some of its shows on YouTube, which just got bought by Google for $1.65 million. Can I finally get some Mike Wallace snuff films up in here?
It seems like just a week or two ago we were talking about Ruben Studdard going into a weight loss program. Now, he's lost 100 pounds. He's also a vegetarian now. Cows everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.
Did Anna Nicole Smith pay $10,000 for her citizenship in the Bahamas? I didn't even know they had citizens there.
Paraphrased Jessica Simpson: "At least I kind of had a career for awhile."
Tim Allen just got married. She's also an actor. They were in "Zoom" together earlier this year. By the way, a "Santa Claus 3" is coming out to keep Timmy in booze and marriage.
By the way, the Enquirer thinks it has a photo of Paris Hilton's pot in her purse.
Couldn't possibly be Photoshopped...
Katie Couric manages to do worse and worse in the ratings every week she's on the air. Time to start removing clothes.
Ellen is buying a house near Oprah's. I think she's trying to be gay with Oprah and Gayle King.
Speaking of which...After his breakup with Jennifer, Vince Vaughn has been spotted in London with Kevin Spacey!
CBS is going to start putting clips from some of its shows on YouTube, which just got bought by Google for $1.65 million. Can I finally get some Mike Wallace snuff films up in here?
It seems like just a week or two ago we were talking about Ruben Studdard going into a weight loss program. Now, he's lost 100 pounds. He's also a vegetarian now. Cows everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.
Did Anna Nicole Smith pay $10,000 for her citizenship in the Bahamas? I didn't even know they had citizens there.
Paraphrased Jessica Simpson: "At least I kind of had a career for awhile."
Tim Allen just got married. She's also an actor. They were in "Zoom" together earlier this year. By the way, a "Santa Claus 3" is coming out to keep Timmy in booze and marriage.
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