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In Mel Gibson's interview with Diane Sawyer, he says his anti-Semitic remarks were "just the stupid rambling of a drunkard." His doesn't normally slur so much when he slurs. The interview is on Thursday and Friday's Good Morning America.
Scarlett Johansson gets tested for STDs twice a year. I think she's confusing her sex life with Paris Hilton's.
Speaking of Paris, her reunion with Nicole Richie means a fifth season of "Simple Life." God I hate that show. Just the fact that people watch it bothers me.
"With the combined I.Q. of a toenail in need of Lamisil..."
Paris also says she will file a restraining order against Shanna Moakler, the girl Stavros Niarchos threw down some stairs after throwing a drink on her. Paris says Nacho just threw the drink in response to Shanna punching Paris in the face. Shanna must've "fallen" down the stairs, then.
Scarlett Johansson gets tested for STDs twice a year. I think she's confusing her sex life with Paris Hilton's.
Speaking of Paris, her reunion with Nicole Richie means a fifth season of "Simple Life." God I hate that show. Just the fact that people watch it bothers me.
"With the combined I.Q. of a toenail in need of Lamisil..."
Paris also says she will file a restraining order against Shanna Moakler, the girl Stavros Niarchos threw down some stairs after throwing a drink on her. Paris says Nacho just threw the drink in response to Shanna punching Paris in the face. Shanna must've "fallen" down the stairs, then.
Jessica Simpson's basically confirmed she's with John Mayer, by saying her relationship with him is "private." She's also saying that she's going to be in a movie with Luke Wilson, so the tabloids will probably say she's dating him, too. So, the tabloids called a "source" close to Luke, who said "Luke Wilson will never do a movie with Jessica Simpson."
Quentin Tarantino is dating some hot, mystery Asian woman. She was spotted licking his fingers while he ate sliders at some party. That is filthy.
Ellen and Portia de Rossi will get married in June, according to The Enquirer. Ellen has to be great in the sack to pull this relationship off.
Jerry Springer's daughter thinks he should run for President. I tend to agree.
Dr. Phil shoots some episodes at a regular house, in a regular neighborhood. But the regular neighborhood doesn't like the crack addicts and racists Phil puts in there, so now production at the house has been shut down.
Paula Abdul has been named the 2007 Nevada Ballet Theater's "Woman of the Year." I guess being drunk for an hour and a half on TV each week is one of the requirements.
Some guy bought the rights to BindiIrwin.com, named after the Crocodile Hunter's daughter. He said it was going to be a tribute site. But it ended up having a whole bunch of anti-Israel web links. Luckily, a family member was able to get control of the site and fix it.
Bob Saget returns to TV this Friday in the Deal or No Deal spinoff "1 vs. 100." I hope they let him work in some of his great character voices from the AFHV days.
Quentin Tarantino is dating some hot, mystery Asian woman. She was spotted licking his fingers while he ate sliders at some party. That is filthy.
Ellen and Portia de Rossi will get married in June, according to The Enquirer. Ellen has to be great in the sack to pull this relationship off.
Jerry Springer's daughter thinks he should run for President. I tend to agree.
Dr. Phil shoots some episodes at a regular house, in a regular neighborhood. But the regular neighborhood doesn't like the crack addicts and racists Phil puts in there, so now production at the house has been shut down.
Paula Abdul has been named the 2007 Nevada Ballet Theater's "Woman of the Year." I guess being drunk for an hour and a half on TV each week is one of the requirements.
Some guy bought the rights to BindiIrwin.com, named after the Crocodile Hunter's daughter. He said it was going to be a tribute site. But it ended up having a whole bunch of anti-Israel web links. Luckily, a family member was able to get control of the site and fix it.
Bob Saget returns to TV this Friday in the Deal or No Deal spinoff "1 vs. 100." I hope they let him work in some of his great character voices from the AFHV days.
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"Some guy bought the rights to BindiIrwin.com, named after the Crocodile Hunter's daughter. He said it was going to be a tribute site. But it ended up having a whole bunch of anti-Israel web links. Luckily, a family member was able to get control of the site and fix it."
I never said it was going to be a tribute site. There were no anti-israel links. I offered it to Terri Irwin for free long before the media started making up stories. Don't believe everything you read in the gutter press.
Wayne Smith.
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