Stooksoscope for Tuesday

Aquarius

Someone says something that strikes a nerve -- but you're determined not to show that it got to you. Hey, you're human -- go ahead and reveal the effects. That way it won't turn into resentment, just a nasty rash to horrify your family and friends.


Cancer

Why not give yourself a break and let life do the work? Rather than planning and micromanaging every aspect of your existence, learn to deal with what happens in the here and now -- and, better yet, enjoy it. While you’re at it, buy a new recliner for all your ‘sitting there’ needs.


Scorpio

Start off the day in a leisurely, sensual fashion. Enjoy your body and the environment. But if your boss catches you sucking your own toes again, there’s gonna be trouble.


Aries

What do French fries, bad pop music and a trashy book have in common? They're all fun and nutritionally worthless. They’re also in Mark Mangino’s belly button at the moment.


Stooks Proverb: Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free? If you want to ride it.

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