Scoop
For the first time in forever, Michael Jackson is making a public appearance. He'll accept an achievement award at the World Music Awards in London. Sadly for Michael, I can't seem to think of any prepubescent male artists he could prey on there. Speaking of Michael, some random British woman says she's the real baby mama of his three kids. Huh?
"Mmmmmm. Chuck E. Cheese's. They have the best small childr...I mean, pizza."
Paris Hilton ignored questions about Nicole Richie's rehab. Maybe she had food in her mouth. We do know that Paris bought a bunny outfit for Halloween. You know what they say about rabbits and sex. Can't she just go as herself?
Jennifer and Vince Vaughn had a romantic weekend together for the first time in 60 days. It didn't end with the adoption of any foreign children. I think it's an act.
Want to bleed out of your ears before everyone else? Then you should check out AOL's exclusive access to every track on Kevin Federline's CD.
I guess Oprah wasn't enough to trick the world into liking Madonna again. She's booked appearances on Today, Dateline and Regis. If Regis can't help her, no one can.
It must suck to be a photographer. Kirstie Alley flipped off a paparazzi. Shouldn't she just be happy to fit in the frame again?
Simon Cowell is releasing a fragrance. Isn't Seacrest all over him enough already? In other gay Idol news: Clay Aiken will perform on some Christmas episodes of former Stooks in the Morning staple Days of Our Lives. I just setup my season pass for Days again, so lay off my ass about getting it back on the show. This was the last straw in bringing it back.
"Mmmmmm. Chuck E. Cheese's. They have the best small childr...I mean, pizza."Paris Hilton ignored questions about Nicole Richie's rehab. Maybe she had food in her mouth. We do know that Paris bought a bunny outfit for Halloween. You know what they say about rabbits and sex. Can't she just go as herself?
Jennifer and Vince Vaughn had a romantic weekend together for the first time in 60 days. It didn't end with the adoption of any foreign children. I think it's an act.
Want to bleed out of your ears before everyone else? Then you should check out AOL's exclusive access to every track on Kevin Federline's CD.
I guess Oprah wasn't enough to trick the world into liking Madonna again. She's booked appearances on Today, Dateline and Regis. If Regis can't help her, no one can.
It must suck to be a photographer. Kirstie Alley flipped off a paparazzi. Shouldn't she just be happy to fit in the frame again?
"Like my body? Fine! F You!"
Simon Cowell is releasing a fragrance. Isn't Seacrest all over him enough already? In other gay Idol news: Clay Aiken will perform on some Christmas episodes of former Stooks in the Morning staple Days of Our Lives. I just setup my season pass for Days again, so lay off my ass about getting it back on the show. This was the last straw in bringing it back.
1 Comments:
I truley hoped you brougt up the fact that Michael Jackson's new babies momma calls her self "dudu". That just might be the perfect thing for my vanity plate!
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