Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

A little fire in your belly helps you attack a new task with vim and vigor. It’s time to eat those Fire Sauce packets you’ve been hoarding from Taco Bell.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Being smart is one thing, but you've got the ability to transcend mere intelligence. You absorb information and make connections that seem obvious once you point them out. Your grasp of “Connect the Dots” is unmatched.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

You're wildly exuberant and then you've got your nose to the grindstone. And if your name is Kate Moss, you’ve probably got a white powdery substance and a razor blade to the grindstone, too.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Pull your head out of the clouds and think about the future. This may not be the most comfortable mental place for you, but it's required. Go ahead and be as abstract as necessary. What is it that you want from your life? Comfort? Style? It’s time to decide. What kind of cardboard box will you be living in?

Stooks Proverb: The last straw breaks the camel’s back. So stop wasting time with straws, the first Mangino breaks the camel’s back, too.