Scoop
Justin Timberlake may have slammed Janet Jackson in song. He and Nelly Furtado are on one of the songs from Timbaland's CD, which comes out in march. He may be referring to an appearance on Oprah, where Janet didn't talk very nice about Justin.
Take a listen to the 20-second clip, I've even provided the lyrics.
I saw you tryin' to act cute on TV, Just let me clear the air/ We missed you on the charts last week/ Damn, that's right, you wasn't there.
The mayor of Rome had dinner with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Wednesday. He avoided abduction.
Jim Carey, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are among the celebrities arriving in Rome for the wedding. Still no Oprah. They better not plan an "Oh! Swerve!" and have Oprah show up as the maid of honor.
Michael Jackson's World Music Awards appearance didn't go as planned. He was supposed to sing "Thriller" with Chris Brown. Chris ended up doing it by himself. Michael ended up singing just a couple of lines from "We are the World." There are even rumors that Beyonce had to convince him to come out from backstage, and that he had a minivan drive him from his dressing room to the staging area, which was only 20 feet away. He also had some weird demands, like a temporary 18-foot wall around his hotel.
"Icky! These are old ones!"
Bergeron's "Stroke Face."
Take a listen to the 20-second clip, I've even provided the lyrics.
I saw you tryin' to act cute on TV, Just let me clear the air/ We missed you on the charts last week/ Damn, that's right, you wasn't there.
The mayor of Rome had dinner with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Wednesday. He avoided abduction.
Jim Carey, Brooke Shields, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are among the celebrities arriving in Rome for the wedding. Still no Oprah. They better not plan an "Oh! Swerve!" and have Oprah show up as the maid of honor.
Michael Jackson's World Music Awards appearance didn't go as planned. He was supposed to sing "Thriller" with Chris Brown. Chris ended up doing it by himself. Michael ended up singing just a couple of lines from "We are the World." There are even rumors that Beyonce had to convince him to come out from backstage, and that he had a minivan drive him from his dressing room to the staging area, which was only 20 feet away. He also had some weird demands, like a temporary 18-foot wall around his hotel.
"Icky! These are old ones!"
Angelina Jolie's security guards are beating people up again. She was filming at a school in India, when the school opened its gates for parents to pick up students. Then, all the paparazzi rushed the school. Angie's security guards freaked and got tangled up with some of the students and parents, as well. One of the guards called a parent "You bloody Indian." Do Indian's understand British profanity?
Someone keyed Nicole Richie's Mercedes. It was probably Colonel Sanders, all pissed at anorexia, and pimped in his new threads.
"But that Paris girl? She's both finger-and-goatee-licking good."
The House of Blues in Anaheim canceled Kevin Federline's November 20 show. Luckily there's a kickass thrift store just around the corner.
Tom Hanks isn't dead. There was an Internet rumor saying he died after falling off a cliff in New Zealand during a movie shoot. Maybe they were just being metaphoric about Tom's career chances after "The Terminal."
Memphis Grizzlies fan Bill Geeslin says Kobe Bryant elbowed him on purpose, causing him "injuries and damages" worth $75 thousand. His swollen vagina claim has me skeptical, though.
Dancing with the Stars is probably coming back in March because of its continued success.
I blame Springer for this.
Someone keyed Nicole Richie's Mercedes. It was probably Colonel Sanders, all pissed at anorexia, and pimped in his new threads.
"But that Paris girl? She's both finger-and-goatee-licking good."The House of Blues in Anaheim canceled Kevin Federline's November 20 show. Luckily there's a kickass thrift store just around the corner.
Tom Hanks isn't dead. There was an Internet rumor saying he died after falling off a cliff in New Zealand during a movie shoot. Maybe they were just being metaphoric about Tom's career chances after "The Terminal."
Memphis Grizzlies fan Bill Geeslin says Kobe Bryant elbowed him on purpose, causing him "injuries and damages" worth $75 thousand. His swollen vagina claim has me skeptical, though.
Dancing with the Stars is probably coming back in March because of its continued success.
I blame Springer for this.
Bergeron's "Stroke Face."
Larry King has never used the Internet. Being alive when Jesus was born makes it all worth while.
Nicke Nolte and Will Farrell had dinner Wednesday. Guess which one stayed sober. One hint: Not Nolte.
Nicke Nolte and Will Farrell had dinner Wednesday. Guess which one stayed sober. One hint: Not Nolte.
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