Jessica Simpson's dad is annoyed at her for turning down a New Year's Eve hosting gig at a club in Vegas so she could hang out with John Mayer. Britney Spears ended up hosting the event, where she had her little pass out/spontaneous sleep. At least Joe Simpson doesn't touch her.


Nick Lachey and Vanessa were dirty dancing at some club when Vanessa stumbled backward and out the back entrance. Nick got annoyed and walked away while her girlfriends took care of her.


TMZ.com says Jessica Alba is too skinny.



Anna Nicole Smith has until January 23 to get a paternity test.


Oprah opened a school in South Africa. Stedman continued to sit there with a mustache.

Attempting to deliver a compliment, will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas says Michael Jackson still "sings like a bird." Unfortunately, he still "acts like a pedophile."


The father of Madonna's adopted son wants to know how his kid is doing but has no way of getting in contact with her. I'm glad he reminded me to loathe her today.


Will Ferrell's son Magmus now has a little bro, Mattias. And they can even have their first argument over who's name is more embarassing.


Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy got renewed through the 2012 season. I just hope we see some retro facil hair on Trebek before his time's through.


Demi Moore isn't pregnant on the cover of Vanity Fair. She's not creepily old enough yet.


Nicole Kidman insists she go on every tour with Keith Urban.


Kelly Osbourne isn't making any New Year's Resolutions.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 02, 2007 at 5:10 PM.