Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Binding agreements and long-term situations are looking pretty good to you right about now. And Catharine Zeta-Jones only sweetens the deal.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Hoping for the best is always a great outlook, but it doesn't hurt to have a back-up plan just in case. Save that refrigerator box.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Socially, you're all about putting everyone else at ease. Now the stars say it's time to put yourself at ease with your own body. Delicious and healthy meals, exercise, lots of sleep, a new razor for that thick forest on your back: Make them part of your lifestyle.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Uncharacteristically, you dig in your heels. This conflict could actually have a higher purpose, as God also buys his heels at PayLess.

Stooks Proverb: If you play with fire, you get burned. See Britney Spears crotch for proof.