Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Someone insists on barging into your private time. That’s why you should always do that under the covers. Can’t you crochet in peace?

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

Sometimes you just have to throw all your eggs into the skillet in order to make a big, beautiful omelet. Just make sure to have the Scrubbing Bubbles on standby to fix the impending damage to the porcelain in your bathroom.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Warrior energy infuses your soul. When it comes to the rules of social engagement, you'll let someone know when he or she is out of line. Whew! They sure won't be messing with you again, and rightly so. You’ve got a mean left hook. Where’d you get that installed at?

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Enough with dwelling -- it's time to start living. So like James Brown once said, get up offa that thing. And as James Brown once said, “do as I say, not as I do.” Otherwise, you’ll be dead and have your carcass paraded around the country.

Stooks Proverb: Love makes the world go round. Sausages made Mangino go round.