Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You're at the center of it all, especially when you take the first step. You're surprised to see how many people respond to your actions, but you shouldn't be. You can clear the room thanks to the Chicken-Fried Steak and Eggs after a hangover breakfast at the Village Inn.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Sometimes you don't understand how or where these impulses pop up in your life. If you're tired of thoughtless and repeated actions, it's time to look for the divine lesson behind them. Don’t worry. “Oral fixation” isn’t as bad as it sounds.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Sometimes you wonder why others feel the need to go to extremes. Now you have the answer. Some strong cosmic impulses are pushing you to your limits, and to your surprise, you love it. Enjoy this energy. Once you crash, you’ll never be able to watch Power Rangers DinoThunder again.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

What attracts you? What makes you involved, active and happy? Exploring possible answers helps you design your own fate. So figure out what you want your future to look like and then point yourself in that direction. Or find the elderly woman with the “How may I help you?” vest.

Stooks Proverb: You only live once. And if you’re Bob Barker, you never die.