A new message might be coming from Osama bin Laden. Will it be a video? Will Osama sport an embarrassing new facial hair style? Or will he steer clear of the "Just for Men" treatment this time? Some website, obviously stocked with pedophiles, but surely devoid of babies playing with iPhones, Lolcats, and girls feasting and re-feasting on feces had this to say:

"Soon, God willing, (we will post) a new message to the European people from the lion Imam who defeated the Americans and tyrants, Sheikh Osama bin Laden...Let this message be posted by various Western Web sites so that we deliver to them the truth of their lost war and (confront) them with the purposely hidden fact."

And let it be mashed up with great Western songs like the ever-popular "Macarena," "Achy Breaky Heart," and "Before He Cheats." Furthermore, let Western novice special effects artists put a light saber in Osama's hand and utilize him in those hilarious Coors Light press conference ads featuring Western NFL coaches and wacky fans asking questions.

Labels: politics

This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 at 12:08 AM.