Come on. Do you have to choose Thursday night for your press conference where you tell everyone everything that we already know? And do you have to bump The OC of all things? You better hope Ryan doesn’t grabe some of his boys from Chino for some retaliation. Easily the biggest mistake of this administration.
Scott Savol wasn’t even in the bottom three last night. Ridiculous. I’ve lost my faith in America.
Whoops. Wrong picture. There. That’s better. And he’ll be back to wearing the beater after last night’s show. Savol sucked so bad last night on American Idol that, if he doesn’t get cut tonight, I’ll gouge out my ears with a spoon. Check out this not-even-all-that-high note that he failed to hit. Not sure if…
Have you seen the new food pyramid? I didn’t realize I needed to have more stick figures in my diet. With the new pyramid, you get to customize your own plan by entering your age, gender and level of physical activity. Unfortunately, less than 30 minutes a day is as low as it goes. I…
Okay, so I was complaining about the police running radar in a new construction zone and within days, I get a ticket. My first ticket in seven years. It was the day after my brother’s wedding, I was wearing my tux and everything, and I got pulled over in Kansas City. 38 in a 25.…
Apparently Paula likes reading Internet message board about American Idol. And she sees that everone thinks she’s wasted. I think the picture tells us all we need to know. But Paula says the rumors just ain’t got none truth to ’em in da whatsoever. Great job! I’m proud of you! (*clap clap*). I direct you…
First off, what a stupid nickname. Second, shouldn’t there be some kind of waiting period before you start pulling people over in a construction zone? They just started working on a highway that I take to work each morning and they already had a cop out, at 4:30 a.m., trying to find people who were…
We used to think you were cool because you were Ruben-sized and looking like Corky but Idol let you advance. But then we found out that you like to beat up girls. Oh yeah, then there’s that part where you can’t sing. Then the part where you’re way too cocky for your terrible voice. So…
Kansas City’s Chubby’s is a 24 hour diner. Lawrence’s Chubby’s is a bowling alley’s bar and grill. You know you’re going to get quality food at a bowling alley’s bar. I don’t know why they just don’t give up and sell gas station sandwiches, instead. Junction City’s Chubby’s is a barbecue/barbeque/BBQ/Bar-B-Q place. So, if you…
That’s what The Donald should’ve said to Chris Shelton, one of his Apprentice wannabees. This picture has my Abdul-O-Meter in the red. He was arrested the other night for disorderly conduct. Any guesses on if he advances much further on The Apprentice?
Have you ever been in line somewhere and the person in front of you won’t get off their phone? They end up holding up the line because they have to tell their friend that “Maggie is making a big mistake going ouw with that jerk.” Is that really necessary at the current moment? Or how…
Paula didn’t seem to be completely trashed last night on American Idol. While she still didn’t talk like a normal person, she didn’t sound as inebriated as Billy Joel. Hey, Billy! What’s in the cup? And can you ask your friend where I can get that groovy shirt?
A bunch of people have already changed Sony’s new version of the GameBoy for their own purposes. Now you can get patches that let you get on the Internet, do Instant Messaging and even grab shows off the TiVo to watch later. This got me thinking about some other things I’ve rigged in the past…
I can’t figure out if I’m required to do this or not, but I always get suckered into it. I bet if I get an Extra-Long Cheese Coney with Jalepeños, my stomach and other digestive organs would convince me to stay away completely. By the way, if you want to know how you can type…
Once The Contender fails, Sly might still have a job. Someone has made a script for Rambo 4. That’s good news, I was starting to worry about Sly. About a year ago, a script for Rocky VI got shot down. Guess Sly didn’t feel too much like making love to Tommy Morrison this time around.