ABC is developing America’s Next Muppet. It will be American Idol and America’s Next Top Model combined…but ten times better.I don’t really need to argue with anyone on why The Muppets need to come back to TV. But I do want to argue for my muppet idea: Kermit’s older, alcoholic, politically conscious half-brother, Steve (couldn’t…
Nothing keeps my femininity in check like reading a Cosmo. We were checking out their web page during the show, and stumbled on a tip that said men don’t like women who make the first move. Baloney. I forecast a zero possibility of a guy turning down a girl who makes the first move. Well,…
I’m watching Superman II over at my friend Kevin’s house. We’ve come to a shocking conclusion! Hector Elizondo must’ve traveled back in time to be play the role of General Zod!
Hopefully you get that headline joke. I was quite conflicted on whether to include the parentheses explanation. But I think I made the right decision. Tonight on The Apprentice, a bunch of dorky white guys got to sing/rap/amuse me for a lifetime with Wyclef Jean as their reward for winning the challenge. It sounded ten…
Has anyone else noticed the explosion in popularity of this term? Everyone’s saying it. I caught myself almost saying it once. “That how I … uh … function” is how it ended up coming out. I don’t want to be a bandwagon “that’s how I roll” abuser. But you have to have something to substitute…
I’m heading to K.C. in a couple hours. I was talking to my friend, Kevin, yesterday and told him Chris (theprewitt.com) and I were going to get together and hang out in the afternoon. “Well, the K-State game’s on, so I have to watch that. It starts at 11,” is a reasonable excuse from Kevin.…
That is the question.My studious co-host, Justin Carson claims Chad Kroeger, of Nickelback fame, perms his hair. It’s not a slam dunk, like Mike, Greg or Peter Brady, but do we have a match?
What happened? The Full House Formula should’ve been a timeless recipe, but something went horribly wrong. There aren’t any shows like it anymore. Where’s a 24-year-old to find a good family sitcom these days? Here’s Danny trying to cheer up Stephanie, who’s nervous about her first day of kindergarten. And here’s D.J. dropping the classic…
A classic blast-from-the-past phrase. And something that you wish you could go ask complete strangers when they are acting odd. How funny that we get a high woman calling into the show while we’re doing this topic today. Take a listen, but be forewarned: this could make you pee yourself. For more good times, check…
My friend Chris (feel free to check out his interesting website if you like) pointed out that the commercials for Valtrex made it look like people with herpes have far cooler lives than the rest of us: they’re hiking, riding horses through the river, getting/giving piggyback rides, chillin’ out in a hammock, flying a kite,…
I have more proof that Nicholas Cage is simply horrifying. His 21 year-old wife had a kid today. The name? Kal-el Coppola Cage. Coppola is Nick’s uncle, Francis Ford Coppola, from Godfather and Godfather Part II (I pretend he didn’t have anything to do with Part III). Kal-el? At first glance you might think Kal-el…
While watching Boogie Nights, I realized John C. Reilly is a poor man’s Will Ferrell. In fact, I’m wondering if anyone has ever seen both of them in the same room at the same time. Creepy, huh?