Hopefully you get that headline joke. I was quite conflicted on whether to include the parentheses explanation. But I think I made the right decision.
Tonight on The Apprentice, a bunch of dorky white guys got to sing/rap/amuse me for a lifetime with Wyclef Jean as their reward for winning the challenge.
It sounded ten times worse than I had hoped. (Five Stashes on the John Stossel Scale).
And to make matters worse, even candidate “Markus” was getting in on the action.
This picture doesn’t do it as much justice as it should (my pickens (see “pickings”) weren’t so good as not too many people are interested in having pictures of “Markus with a k” on their website just yet), but he looks remarkably like another guy on the show. Congrats on reading that sentence.