Free advertising!

I always find it funny when a bunch of people get pissed and go after a business, intending harm.

The latest involves three businesses in Johnson County. A grand jury indicted them for promoting obscenity. Hollywood at Home for four DVDs, Spirit Halloween for obscene costumes, and Priscilla’s for five sex toys and a videos.

Free advertising!

I wouldn’t have heard of, or even noticed, the Lion’s Den in Abilene if it weren’t for all the stories of obscene products, watchdogs writing down customers’ license plate numbers, or the giant “Every time you wank to porn, the baby Jesus cries” (paraphrased) billboard.

4 Replies to “Free advertising!”

  1. Man, I went to the Lion’s Den today and all there was were guys in their late 50’s there looking at mesh shirts. They should tick off some more church groups so they can sell more 3 foot neon blue dildos filled with yogurt. I would like to work there, just for a day.

  2. Okay, you can’t say you went to the Lion’s Den without providing the context. Did you buy something? Was it for a certain occasion? And I’m positive you’d work there forever if they let you.

  3. Geesh, nosy! I went there and bought some slutty lingerie for my best friend’s personal shower to go along with the pumpkin scented candle and lavender massage oil (those are the only proven scents that make more blood rush in the penis – for real.) That was the only thing I bought, because Randy told me I couldn’t buy anything for myself. Well he also told me to take the power wheels out there, but it was gone.

    I totally would work there forever. I’d love to stock porn for the rest of my life.

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