Matt Stooks

Comments 15

1. Candy wrote:

   Justin Carson is a hottie!!!! 🙂

   Posted 25 Aug 2005 at 14:31 ¶
2. Anonymous wrote:

   I think Stooks is hotter. I bet he has a bigger you know what than the rest of them too!

   Posted 25 Aug 2005 at 14:48 ¶
3. Candy wrote:

   I really doubt he does…

   Posted 25 Aug 2005 at 15:16 ¶
4. K.C. wrote:

   there’s no comparison. Justin’s way cuter! I’ve seen him naked!

   Posted 25 Aug 2005 at 15:46 ¶
5. Toni wrote:

   Carson is right, Stooks does have a really annoying laugh. The show should be called Carson in the morning!

   Posted 25 Aug 2005 at 15:51 ¶
6. Jeri Anne Mayo wrote:

   I think Stooks is smokin’ the Cheeba because I don’t see how they look alike. But Carson is better looking. But Stooks..I’d dip him in cheese and spread him over a cracker!

   Posted 25 Aug 2005 at 17:19 ¶
7. Anonymous wrote:

   “Give me some help, here”

   Is that comma really needed? I know you pride yourself on your grammer and punctuation, and I beleive that you made a mistake here. (notice no comma between mistake and here in my last sentence)

   Posted 26 Aug 2005 at 15:34 ¶
8. Matt Stooks wrote:

   Nicely done, anonymous. You’re right. No comma needed.

   A couple of points on your post:

   You need a period before your last quotation mark.

   “Grammar” doesn’t have an “E,” unless you’re talking about Grammer, Indiana.

   You also need to spell “believe” with the “I” before “E” because I don’t see a “C” anywhere in sight.

   Oh, wait. There’s another.

   You can’t have a freestanding parenthetical (notice how this use of parentheses is part of the sentence with the period coming after the closed parenthesis).

   Any questions, class?

   Posted 26 Aug 2005 at 16:02 ¶
9. Anonymous wrote:

   I think you both are cute!!

   Posted 26 Aug 2005 at 19:19 ¶
10. McBain wrote:

    While we’re at it…

    “You can’t have a freestanding parenthetical (notice how this use of parentheses is part of the sentence with the period coming after the closed parenthesis).”

    -Matt Stooks

    A direct object is always a noun or pronoun. Adjectives (no matter how many you use) don’t cut it.

    I would suggest the addition of the noun “phrase” to complete your sentence.

    Posted 27 Aug 2005 at 02:59 ¶
11. Matt Stooks wrote:

    McBain, don’t even try. Parenthetical can be used as a noun. Check it out and get back to hitting on 13 year olds.

    par·en·thet·i·cal

    adj. also par·en·thet·ic (-k)

    1. Set off within or as if within parentheses; qualifying or explanatory: a parenthetical remark.
    2. Using or containing parentheses.

    n.

    A parenthetical word, phrase, or remark.

    Posted 27 Aug 2005 at 15:25 ¶
12. McBain wrote:

    Dictionary.com said they appreciate the shameless plug. 😉

    Don’t forget Thesaurus.com either, kids!

    And don’t forget to click those ads!

    Posted 27 Aug 2005 at 16:19 ¶
13. Ted McKowski wrote:

    How did this get turned into a G D english lesson. I only graduated from the 5th grade and I have a better attention span than you jackasses. You SOBs need to leave Stooks alone he kicks ass. Carson on the other hand does kind of look like that doofy guy. I’d say the best thing Carson has going for him is imitating Matt’s laugh. That one makes me piss myself every time. If Carson had his own show, LOL, he could do that for a couple of hours between songs and I’d listen.

    Posted 28 Aug 2005 at 21:15 ¶
14. Matt Stooks wrote:

    McKowski, you need to call the show tomorrow.

    Posted 28 Aug 2005 at 22:00 ¶
15. Anonymous wrote:

    Give us more Stooks, we want more posts! Serve ’em up fresh, get them posted while their hot! Do it, Do it!

    Posted 30 Aug 2005 at 15:09 ¶

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