Subway Jared has been packing on the pounds. Check out this profile shot from his ridiculous appearance on CBS’ NFL Today.
Obviously this ad campaign is working, otherwise Subway wouldn’t parade him all over TV.
Why, despite Jared’s reoccurring girth, do people still look to him for inspiration? How many people could possibly look at him and think the Subway Diet could make them “look great like Jared?” I fear what these people look like.