Straight up now whiskey, I do really want to love you forever

This is simply too good to actually happen:

In a major role reversal, ‘American Idol’ contestants might get a chance to critique Paula Abdul’s performance for a change.

The Grammy-winning artist turned ‘American Idol’ judge is in talks to perform at the Super Bowl XLII this February, TV Guide’s Michael Ausiello reports.

That sounds like a great idea. Let’s take a chemically dependent Abdul who could barely sing in her “prime” 20 years ago, and put her on the Super Bowl. Maybe she’ll even whip out her Zeul voice!

If Paula Abdul performs, people who took offense to Janet Jackson’s tit will be begging for full-screen arieolas.

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Either Paula’s singing, or Randy gorged on pintos and cheese again.

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