Thanks to the TiVo commercial below, I now know exactly what I want in a woman.
I want to get ready in the morning while my future wife jams and sings at our grand piano.
I own travel Scrabble. It’s awesome. Check it out here. After we’re done playing piano together, we’ll go to the park on a sunny day and play Scrabble.
If you know this girl, please send her my way.
Where did the scrabble game thing come from?
Walmart.
Expecting your wife to play piano for you when you get out of the shower – what kind of dictator are you? Married life is NOT what you think!
Besides – your dreamgirl is a waitress at Mirth.
I’m willing to play piano while she gets ready, too. I’m reasonable.
Just because the waitress at Mirth had the common sense to know that most pre-made cookie dough comes in sleeves, not tubes, doesn’t make her marriage material. I’ll need to see her piano skills first.