If Charmin’s toilet paper is good enough for a bear’s asshole, it must be good enough for mine.
Bears have notoriously sensitive assholes. While camping, one should take care to hide any and all deluxe toilet paper and baby wipes. In the event of an attack, wipe the bear asshole with leaves.
Interesting subject! Guessing too many tp commercials?
Holy geez. Has this blog been stewing for nearly a year? Think of the television shows that you must be watching to see TP adds all the time. Matlock. Murder She Wrote. Was the TP ad after the AARP enrollment commercial and the stool softener ad? Is it a rule that once you turn 65 you only think about your bowel movements? Retirement looks great!