Ever see something horrifying in someone’s trashcan? How about soiled toilet paper? We tried to figure out this phenomenon.
“I pilot the aircraft with my mind…then I die of cancer or something.”
Here’s a frightening bit Chris Casey put together, called “Stooks Quest V.”
Baby Cruise-Holmes was born yesterday. We caught the action as Katie Holmes expelled the Wombcam 5000 from her innards.
Why must I insist on eating corn on the cob whole? Including the husk?
“Dropped a load on my chest?” – Stooks, guessing at what Kellie Pickler meant to say when she said “Took a load off my chest.”
I told Ashley’s sister’s boyfriend about that this weekend. His family owns a catering company that employs alot of Mexicans. He said they do the same thing.
Do you think his last name is Rodriguez or something, or maybe his first name is actually pronounced Yay-son.
Haha. Yay-son.
Hey Stooks, This is Jason. The tiolet-paper-in-the-trash-can guy.
I’d say I was offended, but to be honest I know it’s a bit weird. The house I grew up in wasn’t connected to the city sewers and the plumbing codes were different when it was built. We put our toilet paper in the toilet like normal people for a while, but this never plugged up the toilet less then three times a week. Finally it became a habit to just stick it in the trashcan and be done with it.
Sorry to disappoint, but no sexual fetishes or mental-fecal fixations here. I just really don’t like it when toilets plug up and am willing to take steps against it.
Jason,
Thanks for the update. And yes, I am a bit disappointed. Your reason was one of our callers theories that didn’t show up on the site. While not nearly as fun, it does explain it the best.