Look at me, I'm Johnny "Rockin" Rowlands!
Friday, November 30, 2007
Johnny Rowlands, Kansas City's eye in the sky, drives an Escalade with the license plate "CHOPPR9" (for NewsChopper 9). He pulled into a Sonic near my house this morning.
Nice peach-fuzz mustache, Rowlands
I'm no Rowlands hater, but this pushes me in that direction. Piloting the coolest traffic copter in Kansas City isn't enough. He has to have a giant arrow, in the form of a personalized-plated Escalade, pointing him out on the street? What an egomaniac.
You sicken me Rowlands. And Sonic? Blech. Toppings have no place on the bottom bun.
By the way, I don't know what kind of dirt you have on Micheal Mahoney, but apparently it's enough to keep him from out-stache-ing you at work.
Mahoney, now and before Rowlands blackmailed his stache off
Nice peach-fuzz mustache, Rowlands
I'm no Rowlands hater, but this pushes me in that direction. Piloting the coolest traffic copter in Kansas City isn't enough. He has to have a giant arrow, in the form of a personalized-plated Escalade, pointing him out on the street? What an egomaniac.
You sicken me Rowlands. And Sonic? Blech. Toppings have no place on the bottom bun.
By the way, I don't know what kind of dirt you have on Micheal Mahoney, but apparently it's enough to keep him from out-stache-ing you at work.
Mahoney, now and before Rowlands blackmailed his stache off
Labels: egomaniacs, media
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