Look at me, I'm Johnny "Rockin" Rowlands!
Johnny Rowlands, Kansas City's eye in the sky, drives an Escalade with the license plate "CHOPPR9" (for NewsChopper 9). He pulled into a Sonic near my house this morning.
Nice peach-fuzz mustache, Rowlands
I'm no Rowlands hater, but this pushes me in that direction. Piloting the coolest traffic copter in Kansas City isn't enough. He has to have a giant arrow, in the form of a personalized-plated Escalade, pointing him out on the street? What an egomaniac.
You sicken me Rowlands. And Sonic? Blech. Toppings have no place on the bottom bun.
By the way, I don't know what kind of dirt you have on Micheal Mahoney, but apparently it's enough to keep him from out-stache-ing you at work.
Mahoney, now and before Rowlands blackmailed his stache off
Nice peach-fuzz mustache, Rowlands
I'm no Rowlands hater, but this pushes me in that direction. Piloting the coolest traffic copter in Kansas City isn't enough. He has to have a giant arrow, in the form of a personalized-plated Escalade, pointing him out on the street? What an egomaniac.
You sicken me Rowlands. And Sonic? Blech. Toppings have no place on the bottom bun.
By the way, I don't know what kind of dirt you have on Micheal Mahoney, but apparently it's enough to keep him from out-stache-ing you at work.
Mahoney, now and before Rowlands blackmailed his stache off
Labels: egomaniacs, media
4 Comments:
you should be a journalist . . . you won't rest until you find out the real reason mahoney revealed his hideous face that was hidden behind that mustache.
is brian busby your source for the latest stache-gate news? i've heard that people refer to him as "deep throat" . . . then again, i'm not sure it has anything to do with him being an information leak . . .
Shame on you, Kevin. The man's an icon.
Also, Sonic's ice cream will never compare to Mc.D's. Never in a million years!
disagree heath . . . sonic's desserts and drinks are the only reason to go there . . .
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