Spacing out
I shave in the shower. This morning, I had already done the hair thing, the face wash thing, and the sudsing of my unmentionables, so I was ready for my shave.
Then, I proceeded to apply shaving cream to my entire face.
I drove to work, then wondered how I got here when I showed up.
No, I'm not under the influence of Charles in Charge.
"But Charles! Those blond siamese twin waitresses are waiting for us!"
-Buddy Limbeck, if I wrote "Charles in Charge."
-Buddy Limbeck, if I wrote "Charles in Charge."
Every Charles in Charge ever (accept when the Montgomery's lived there):
Buddy: Hey Charles, I can't believe you are going to skip our date with the Salinski Twins so you can go to the award ceremony for Mr. Powell at the Moose Lodge!
Mr. Powell: Limbeck, what are you doing here?!?
Buddy: Hey Mr. Powell, can Charles skip your award ceremony with the Moose Lodge tonight so he can come on a date with me and the Salinski Twins?
Mr. Powell: Limbeck, can you skip your daily visits to our house?
(laugh track)
Charles: Buddy, I can't skip the ceremony, its very important to Mr. Powell.
Buddy: But Charles, he's old. He won't even know if you skip.
(laugh track)
Mr. Powell: Limbeck, I'm standing right here.
(laugh track)
Charles then goes to the ceremony and continues not to get any action, other than Mr. Powell's daily sponge bath.
Posted by Kevin | 10:27 AM, January 11, 2006
Sorry that last one was so long. I often used to space out my whole drive from KC to Manhattan.
Posted by kevin | 10:32 AM, January 11, 2006
Kevin,
I had a feeling you'd show up and make a mockery of my Charles in Charge send-up. And for that, I weep.
Posted by Matt Stooks | 6:41 PM, January 11, 2006
I once served Willie Aames (Buddy) in the "Blackbob McDonalds" Drive-Thru.
Posted by kevin | 7:29 PM, January 11, 2006
Yeah, but did you work side by side with a certain produce God by the name of Barry?
Posted by mistro | 9:00 AM, January 12, 2006
no, instead i worked along side the Pakistani Grilling Sensation herself . . . Shaheena.
of course, her career was aided by a certain produce knife that PC wouldn't let you keep because of your tendency to cut yourself.
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Posted by michelbrinick31162436 | 6:11 PM, January 12, 2006
Kevin, did you serve Buddy McDonalds, or a BJ behind the dumpster at the back of the building?
Barry has touched more melons than Buddy and Charles combined
Posted by Wolf Buddy | 10:39 AM, January 13, 2006