How does the Little Mermaid...you know...
Interesting question posed by a Stooks in the Morning caller this morning.
"Does Ariel have normal female plumbing?" And why wasn't that point argued in her song about being a normal woman?
"Does Ariel have normal female plumbing?" And why wasn't that point argued in her song about being a normal woman?
"If you were a real woman, I'd show you the trick I can do with my claws."
I am assuming that once she grew her legs she grew the rest of the parts . . . I imagine she would have a pretty bad case of wrotten tuna crotch though.
Posted by Mad Dog McMurray | 1:26 PM, February 06, 2006
Mac Attack...you dirtball. By the way, what aisle can I find the tuna on? And is your name still on some kind of placemat thingy that's just within slapping reach at PC? I just wish I could be a Chopper Brother with you and Mistro, and to a lesser extent, Wolfy and Barry.
Posted by Matt Stooks | 2:10 PM, February 06, 2006
Do you think she had a bad case of....crabs?? (Ba Dum, CHING!)
Also, I wonder if the carpet matched the curtains?
Mad Dog, are you still wowing the indoor soccer world with your mad skills?
Posted by Wolf Buddy | 2:33 PM, February 06, 2006
The tuna is in aisle eight. Right by the soccer jeans and really tight shirts.
I would destroy Mike in a "chop off," what was he . . . a produce goon? What a stitch-handed loser. I worked with the real men at the register.
Posted by Mad Dog McMurray | 7:45 AM, February 07, 2006