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Stooksoscope for Tuesday

Leo

Now is a good time to follow someone else's lead, especially when it comes to your career. A coworker with a strong instinct for business can clear a path and show you what to do -- and what not to do. That coworker’s name? Obi Wan Kenobi…the Moroccan guy who cleans the toilets.


Sagittarius

Manifest what you need by identifying your true desires instead of what you think you want. Once you've clarified your needs, you can start looking for opportunities to make them happen here and now. And Ramen lasts forever, so you won’t have to go to the store for awhile.


Taurus

It takes almost as much energy to feel insulted as it does to deliver the insult. Exercise those muscles of detachment. Stop exercising your glutes when walking around the office. Everyone knows your flexing.


Virgo

Enough with the nose-to-the-grindstone attitude. Keep working at this pace and you might just rebel. Plan a treat for yourself. Book tickets to a play, go walk in the park or spend the night throwing eggs at your 7th grade teacher’s house.


Stooks Proverb: All good things come to an end. That’s why we’re stuck with Kathy Griffin.

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