Stooksoscope for Monday
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Your magnetic personality gains an extra dose of cool glamor, but it's definitely accompanies by a touch-me-not air. People might wonder what's going on with you, but you just need a little space right now. And some hand sanitizer. And a dedicated handkerchief for opening doors.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Your natural charm greases the wheels. So does the natural grease that develops from under your, well, you know.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Friends -- where would we be without them? Friendless. So, basically like the youngest kid from Home Improvement who ended up being three feet taller than his older brothers on the show, then turned goth, moved to
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
The stars send a surplus of mental energy your way. Your mind is sharper than a box of tacks. But your personality is as dull as Jeffrey Dahmer’s favorite knife.
Stooks Proverb: The early bird catches the worm. The promiscuous bird catches the bird flu.
I listen to this station every day i just wanted to let you guys know i think you are hillarious and especially Chris for is lack of emotion on every possible subject.
Posted by KjAnderson#32 | 1:39 PM, October 30, 2006