Stooksoscope for Friday
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Prospects that you thought had evaporated reappear in your life when you least expect them to. Those sneaky ghosts.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
It's time to free yourself of stale situations that are more trouble than they're worth. Well, at least you now know the problems with making a bicycle out of Sourdough bread.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
When you want, you can be the most charismatic person in the room -- and you do it with such low-key but brilliant style that most people don't even know what hit them. You get tons of flattering attention today. Much better than the time you had pancake in your teeth.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You're not just going to take what someone tells you at face value, are you? You need to wait until you can see the evidence with your own eyes -- and even then, you might come to a completely different conclusion about Bea Arthur’s alleged hearing problem.
Stooks Proverb: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A bird in the blender is worth drinking if you are dying of starvation and don’t have anything else to sustain you.
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