Ever had a friend you wanted to dump? (13:58)
You know, the kind of worthless friend who only calls to bitch and moan about themselves.
I know I’m guilty of this sometimes, but at least I’m reasonable once in awhile.
We also learned about the Downer Friend and friendship by boat.
My toilet has a problem (2:58).
I couldn’t get it to stop running last night. I had to shut off the water, but seeing how my building is pre-Mayflower, I’m wondering if the valve will burst and give me a fun present when I get home.
In the meantime, no visitor BMs please.
Scoop – Paris’ hood fights back (4:37)
Paris Hilton is reading self-help books in jail. On top of that, she’s planning on ditching her friends, and even made a cell-made Father’s Day Card for her dad. Work those crayons, girlfriend.
Paris Hilton’s neighbors are a little sick of the attention and issued a neighborhood memo titled “Heiress Alert: Time For Action.” It looks like a neighborhood watch for Paris and her helicopter-flying friends. Paris passed out on a porch couch is as dangerous for small children as a discarded refrigerator.
Britney’s not a fan of these Billboards:
Delete your EVite: Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday party is off. She’ll look to get tossed in a more private setting than a Vegas nightclub.
Shar Jackson wants to sue Star Magazine for saying she received Kevin Federline’s seed again. She’ll even take an EPT test to prove otherwise. I think a simple sniff will tell if K-Fed’s “stank” has been that close to her.
Tom Cruise will play minister in a game of Scientology Wedding. I bet that job comes with a pretty cool mask.
Julia Roberts has a new baby boy. She still has the same giant teeth, though.
For $125 grand, you could own O.J.’s acquittal suit.
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Topless Double Standard 1 (3:11)
Topless Double Standard 2 (3:25)
Topless Double Standard 3 (3:19)
In other show activity…
Manhattan’s Raccoon Infestation (4:31)
We decided to figure out why people feel the need to make their cars loud as hell.
Why the loud ass car? 1 (2:43)
Why the loud ass car? 2 (2:50)
Why the loud ass car? 3 (3:41)
Why the loud ass car? 4 (2:40)
Why the loud ass car? 5 (2:18)
Why the loud ass car? 6 (1:04)
Scoop: Nicole Richie’s towel (3:44)
Sarah Silverman was pretty mean to Paris Hilton at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Paris was in the audience, and her reaction shot was continuously priceless.
I would embed the video right here, but it looks like it’s going to be constantly removed for copyright violations.
Instead, here’s a Google Video search that should get you a usable copy when you want.
Enjoy.
To get an idea how unnecessarily freaked out our audience would get, we talked about Hillary being the next President.
Adam and I got a hankering for Pita Pit Saturday night.
We walked through Aggieville, and got back in time to play with Nickels the Cat.
Thank God I’ve had the last two-and-a-half years to meet and appreciate the men and women who sacrifice their lives for our country.
Every time I hear a news report about another Fort Riley soldier killed, I cringe, and hope not to recognize the name. It’s a pretty selfish process.
While the rest of us take a day off to play in the sun, thousands of families are remembering their fallen sons and daughters, husbands and wives, fathers and mothers, struggling to hold back thoughts of what could’ve come from a life cut short.
We owe our soldiers a thought, a thanks, a prayer, for what they’ve seen, experienced and died for. Whatever you think about the war, we have some true heroes in this country. They go over there and die for us, while we continue to live our lives as we always have.
God bless them and bring them home safely.
We’re in “Least Terrible Of” mode tomorrow, so we thought we’d do Free for All today, instead.
Player hatin’ on Worlds of Fun (2:06)
Well, our transmitter’s power supply conked out again. When you read this, chances are I’m on the road with my engineer, Randy Stewart, to pick up the new part from Quincy, Illinois. It’s 700 pounds, so it wouldn’t fit in a Priority Mail envelope.
It looks like a 6-hour drive, putting us in Quincy at about 9am, and hopefully back in Junction by 4pm.
Jeri Anne’s hosting a clip show for the listeners that can pick us up in certain areas of Junction City.
I’m bringing my camera just in case.
I had a 45 minute conversation with “The Old Man Who Refuses To Say ‘Hi'” yesterday. I learned many life lessons.
Learning with old people 1 (3:12)
Learning with old people 2 (2:56)
Learning with old people 3 (3:03)
Learning with old people 4 (2:28)
