And the majority of its visitors are from searches for “purple candy corn.” You meant to be looking at this post.
And the majority of its visitors are from searches for “purple candy corn.” You meant to be looking at this post.
My roommates’ dog Berry likes to chew on anything (too much teeth, not good for recreational purposes). But Prewitt’s wifebeater has been available for chewing all week. The dog sniffs the shirt, gets Prewitt’s scent, and leaves it alone. Moral of the story: If you don’t want your dog chewing on something, piss on it.
Chimp on a rampage (ooh ah): A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage. We shall call him “Cutlery Toilet Monkey.” How come we’re so impressed that an animal that could easily outlast us…
Barry found a flattened squirrel in the street. He enjoyed it.
On our trip back from Big Lake, Missouri, a bird flew right into the path of Chris’ Ranger at 65 miles an hour. The bird, who we’ll call “Hoodie” for short, was waiting for us when we got home two hours later.