Category: stooksoscope

Stooksoscope for Tuesday

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) Focusing on your shortcomings takes the fun out of living and makes you notice others’ shortcomings, too. The power of positive thinking is no joke — the more you do it, the more powerful you’ll feel, even though you have a giant growth under your left eye. Stop picking…

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Stooksoscope for Monday

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19) Your leadership skills continue to shine early in the day, so handle the big picture. Later on, you discover that tying up loose ends and finishing the details hits the spot. Then, you can show off to everyone how good you are at tying shoes. Gemini (May 21 –…

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Stooksoscope for Friday

Leo (July 23 – August 22) Prospects that you thought had evaporated reappear in your life when you least expect them to. Those sneaky ghosts. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) It’s time to free yourself of stale situations that are more trouble than they’re worth. Well, at least you now know the problems with…

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Stooksoscope for Thursday

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18) This current energy makes you results-oriented and gives you fantastic taste. It’s times like these that make you question the limited availability of the McRib. Cancer (June 22 – July 22) A good cleaning from top to bottom and putting up some new shelves could help you feel safe…

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