Stooksoscope for Monday

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your leadership skills continue to shine early in the day, so handle the big picture. Later on, you discover that tying up loose ends and finishing the details hits the spot. Then, you can show off to everyone how good you are at tying shoes.


Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

Who can resist you when you’ve got that certain sparkle in your eye? It’s usually a different group of people than the ones who can’t resist you when your eyes are bloodshot.


Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Step out and strut your stuff. The stars say you can’t go wrong. However, the guy with the quart of Pennzoil in his hair is jealous of your moves. Take heed.


Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Sweeping the dirty bits under the rug will bite you in the behind when you least expect it. On second thought, you probably should anticipate disaster from your nude magic carpet ride.


Stooks Proverb: Life is just a bowl of cherries. Some fat guy eats them all before you even get one.

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