Today, we spent some time looking over some of our favorite clips over the past year. Since Chris is leaving the show, we explained some of his bits a little more. You’ve heard some of these before, but not with the fun explanations from today’s show. “Stooks hungover after watching the Oscars” (4:11). For some…
I had it on good authority that Santa was listening to today’s show. We told our listeners to get their last minute Christmas items onto his list. Segment 1 – Role models (2:08) Segment 2 – A Wii for Mom (4:41) Segment 3 – Someone to do the laundry/Did you say “Happy Holidays?” (4:14) In…
Time’s running out, and some are freaking out about Christmas. Segment 1 (2:42) Segment 2 (2:25) Segment 3 (3:04) We had a lot of random stuff today. “Screw It” (0:39) “How to advertise (2:18) “The Questions of Life from a MySpace Bulletin” (0:30) “A Christmas Greeting from the staff of Stooks in the Morning” (0:30)…
First off, Meatspace has a new video for you. We played the audio for everyone today, but the video does make it slightly better. Steve Schnell called in with his “One week ’til Christmas ” Report (1:36). We heard about how I almost got our station into a rumble at our Christmas party Saturday (3:21).…
“I finally got a good email!” (1:50) “Chris is leaving?”/Women proposing (2:48). Did you say “everyone shares that sediment?” (3:18) Leave your smoker girlfriend alone (2:46). Stooks never moves on to bigger and better things (4:15).
Chris announced his departure from the show today. His last day will be Friday, December 22, when we break for Christmas. He’s headed to film school in Santa Barbara, California. One of ours callers warns him about parachuting in Hawaii. Don’t worry, we’re confused, too (2:43). The Key Grip (2:56). Why not be a fluffer?…
We got to talking about Christmas decorations this morning. Chris put his lights up at 2 a.m. today. One listener’s mom had a frightening Santa in her collection (3:02). We heard about one guy’s fantasy pillow fight (1:31). “The Johnny Kaw Radio Show,” in typical fashion, tackled the sensitive issue of bathroom etiquette (3:15).
Today was one of the most random shows we’ve ever had. I had a hard time falling asleep last night and Chris is always lacking in sleep. Those two factors combined for an odd day. “Seasons Greetings from a Stooks in the Morning Listener” (0:22) “Home Alone is a logistical nightmare” (6:46) “Nicole Richie’s high…
“Internet Addiction” seems to be a popular phrase these days. We asked our listeners for proof. Segment 1 (2:57) Segment 2 (2:14) Segment 3 (2:01) Segment 4 (1:47) Unrelated: Ice Cream in the Winter (2:12)
Today was another successful Free for All Friday. Segment 1 – Neverending Story (2:32) Segment 2 – Real hatred for a coworker (6:09) Segment 3 – “I’ve got dry ice to fight Global Warming” (3:01) Segment 4 – No Olive Garden? WTF? (3:10) Segment 5 – I’d rather have a Hooters (6:01) Segment 6 –…
This morning, Chris noticed I was clean-shaven. I asked him if he thought I looked better with or without the beard. He refused to commit. We asked our listeners why straight guys have such a hard time commenting on how other straight guys look. Segment 1 (4:18) Segment 2 (1:48) Segment 3 (4:48) Segment 4…
A friend of mine has a stalker ex-girlfriend thanks to his use of the phrase “we can still be friends” during the breakup. Should this highly used line be retired? Segment 1 (1:57) Segment 2 (4:12) Segment 3 (3:39) Segment 4 (5:33) Segment 5 (1:12) In other show activity… Blade Velasquez called with a new…
The Collegian’s take on being single for the holidays inspired us to do a show about it. Segment 1 (3:42) Segment 2 (1:56) Segment 3 (4:06) Segment 4 (2:10) “No thanks, Colonel. I’m fine by myself.” We struggle to figure out whether a puzzle would be a good gift for Chris (1:03).
At about the halfway point in our 7-mile Joggermeister Pub “Jog,” we encountered some cracked-out woman at Kelly’s in Westport, a thriving, yet sometimes rough bar district in Kansas City. One of the girls said they even saw her snorting something in the bathroom. One of the guys in our group waved her over to…
Segment 1 – Stooks shouldn’t get time off, that lazy ass!/High Lady’s friend trying to make a website (3:17). Segment 2 – Stooks does too deserve time off! (1:20) Segment 3 – College athletics blow! (1:38) Segment 4 – Maxing out (1:44) Segment 5 – Yeah, she can pull her legs behind her head, but…
Some ridiculous consultant clown thinks Manhattan should flip the way the diagonal parking spots face on Moro. This would force you to back into the spots, giving you a clear view of oncoming traffic, all in the hopes of stopping the approximately four accidents a year along that stretch. I declared this “the worst idea…
Target isn’t allowing bell ringers for the third straight year. They are doing an online campaign with the Salvation Army and have donated $1 million of their own. We asked our listeners what they thought. Segment 1 (1:00) Segment 2 (1:11) Segment 3 (3:24) Segment 4 (5:08) Segment 5 (5:17) “Okay, did you get the…
Over the Thanksgiving break, my mom asked me what I wanted for Christmas for my “big gift.”I asked her when she thought they would cut us off from big Christmas gifts. She thinks never. We asked our audience, is there a cutoff for Christmas gifts from your parents? I was a little surprised at their…
Apparently everyone was too busy with Cyber Monday too contribute to the show today. Us blowing didn’t help. This guy can’t watch Seinfeld after what Kramer did (3:37). We were so desperate for material, we ripped off some audio from a random YouTube video (0:31). Here’s a frightening conversation about some mystery “almost cranberry” dish…
We’re in clip show mode tomorrow through Friday, so we made today “Turkey Tuesday.” The High Lady is back in song mode (2:05). “Words with Chris Casey.” Today’s word: Giblet (0:30). It sucks to suck at football on Thanksgiving (1:32). Bob Barker has “sweet potato” face (3:20). “Well, color me pale-faced.”
If you hadn’t heard, The George Michael Sports Machine, in all of its crappy graphics glory, is going off the air. Luckily, they’re replacing it with The Helen Keller Sports Machine (0:59). “Canceled?! But we just got our new Atari graphics system!” The holiday shopping season started a little early this year with people shooting…
Harry Potter’s favorite fan has some news for us today (2:37). We talked a bit about the one or two guys who get dragged into Oprah’s audience by their significant others. One of our callers got dragged to something that still affects him to this day (2:03). We got to hear a really bad Nascar…
Askmen.com is encouraging its readers to try out dating more than one person at a time. However, they say you should tell your dates about your multidating ways before you ask them out. To some, it may sound cool in theory. We asked, does anyone go for this idea? Segment 1 (5:04) Segment 2 (3:04)…
Last week, I went to the gas station. As I was about to pay, an old woman came in and made a scene about the credit card machine not reading her card at the pump. She was being unreasonable thinking she might get charged twice. Unreasonable like a fox. I think certain old people take…
Chris saw a woman changing her baby’s diaper at Bramlage after K-State’s basketball game Saturday. I saw some dude pawing at a copy of the dirty mag “High Society” at Dara’s in Aggieville. All around, it was just a creepy weekend for the Stooks in the Morning crew. We asked our listeners to share. Segment…