Last week, I went to the gas station. As I was about to pay, an old woman came in and made a scene about the credit card machine not reading her card at the pump. She was being unreasonable thinking she might get charged twice. Unreasonable like a fox. I think certain old people take advantage of being old by trying to cheat their way to free gasoline and other various items.
We asked our listeners, what kind of old person will you be?
Segment 1 – I know how the old people operate (2:52)
Segment 3 – The old perv (4:45)
Segment 4 – Faking it for a rascal (2:16)
Segment 5 – Why don’t walkers come with tennis balls alreday attached? (7:33)
“How can I screw IHOP today?”
“how can i screw ihop today” . . . classic.
John Stossel is following corruption in elderly citizens in his latest investigative report, “Glaucoma–Just an excuse for seniors to get legally high on medicinal marijuana.” Apparently, the joke is on us. The same people who told us to say NO to drugs are apparently hooked on the chronic. Give me a break!