Month: July 2008

What does Limbaugh want?

Rush just signed an 8-year extension worth $38 million. If Obama wins the Presidency, Rush’s show will improve.  If McCain wins, Rush will be stale.  The same goes for all political talk shows, but Rush is the obvious leader. The media always has ratings and revenue at stake more than anything else.  That’s why you…

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The Subway Diet meets its end

Glenn Beck is a fear monger, but he knows how to communicate – to a certain crowd, of course. Considering the average amount of gas used per household, the rise has cost us approximately $1,690. With the average 42-inch plasma screen going for $975, just the extra cash you’ve forked over for gas in the…

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Leesa Baldwin spits at America

From the article “Some Americans will drive trucks, no matter cost“: Seven women pile out of a massive white Chevrolet Suburban and unload the vacuums, mops and buckets of their trade. Gasoline may cost $4 a gallon, but the Chevy’s driver and business owner Leesa Baldwin has no intention of downsizing to a smaller vehicle.…

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Jack Bauer on Mount Rushmore

I knew this Barack Obama sensation seemed too easy: Dennis Haysbert likes to believe his portrayal as the first African-American U.S. president on Fox’s “24” may have helped pave the way for Barack Obama. “If anything, my portrayal of David Palmer, I think, may have helped open the eyes of the American people,” said the…

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Chimps descended from humans

Chimp on a rampage (ooh ah): A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage. We shall call him “Cutlery Toilet Monkey.”  How come we’re so impressed that an animal that could easily outlast us…

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