Hey, Internet!
Can I get a decent volume control over here?
90 percent of online video players have their volume sliders juiced all the way. Unfortunately, 50 percent of online videos have the volume set at some low-ass level. I need to be able to boost those levels, dumbasses!
Solution: keep the default volume where it is, but double the length of the volume slider so I can get some decent amplification. Must I explain everything?