My tongue hurts!

Goddammit, pork chop, you burnt my tongue!

Why you gotta smell so good to trick me into eating you before a proper blowing?

4 Replies to “My tongue hurts!”

  1. Lay off, Kevin. I’m already hurting enough without your insults. Besides, getting tongue-burnt from a pork chop makes sense because you wouldn’t expect it to be scorching hot, then BOOM! It gets you.

  2. It’s never a good idea to get caught “properly blowing on pork chops.” Make sure you do it in private.

  3. DB, thanks for the catch. I meant to say “properly blow on before blowing pork chops.”

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