Goddammit, pork chop, you burnt my tongue!
Why you gotta smell so good to trick me into eating you before a proper blowing?
Goddammit, pork chop, you burnt my tongue!
Why you gotta smell so good to trick me into eating you before a proper blowing?
what? who burns their tongue on a pork chop?
Lay off, Kevin. I’m already hurting enough without your insults. Besides, getting tongue-burnt from a pork chop makes sense because you wouldn’t expect it to be scorching hot, then BOOM! It gets you.
It’s never a good idea to get caught “properly blowing on pork chops.” Make sure you do it in private.
DB, thanks for the catch. I meant to say “properly blow on before blowing pork chops.”