People’s Sexiest Fan Alive

Check out the losers on People’s Sexiest Fan Alive. Of course, the Red Sox fan is in first place.

Here’s my write-in choice:


Disqualified for choosing the Quaker Oats as his team

By the way, I’ve been informed that Wilford Brimley could eventually infringe on Chuck Norris as most-used crutch for jokes. So you know, I’ve been making fun of Wilford Brimley since before his appearance as Jean Claude Van Damme’s uncle in the hit movie Hard Target, a 1993 film. So, eat that.

4 Replies to “People’s Sexiest Fan Alive”

  1. That mustache is a blessing, not a condition. I assume that’s what you’re talking about. Or, are you talking about the Diabetis? If so, I didn’t bring it up.

  2. i’m talking about the diabetis . . . and you didn’t have to mention it, it’s implied.

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