I’m screwed.
I need a costume for tonight, and I have no clue what to do. Children’s costumes usually fit me to comedic effect, but I’m thinking that’s a little played out.
I have a beard now, so I’ve been trying to think of ways to brainstorm off that, but all I’m coming up with is Al from Home Improvement. He’s still top of mind, right?
“I don’t think so, Stooks.”
The answer will come to you like a vision if you simply go to http://www.bobross.com. All you need to do then is find a paint set, a pale blue work shirt, and a large wig of pure frizz.
It would be a great pick-up costume too. You could paint things on women who want to show some skin.
You’re welcome.
Good call, db. But how will I locate a pure frizz wig on such late notice?